*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
What the actual fuck tho?
Is this for real?
A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole
Oh…. My….God! #RedVelvetMilkshake at #Dennys is DELICIOUS! #RedVelvet #FatKid #Milkshake (at Denny’s)
'Cause the food is on my plate, plate, plate, plate, plate
And the taters came out great, great, great, great, great
Baby, I’m drinkin’ a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
My shake and straw, My shake and straw
Ten great shots: Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001, dir. John Cameron Mitchell).